16.8.07

 

they are after me!!!!!!

listen

this just stopped beeing funny!!!!

for years now I´ve been fighting the mosquitos...the love me, I HATE them



obviously it´s because every time they take a little sip from my juicy veins I react like I dont know what, no one gets these bites like me...perhaps mom, not sure though

In Turkey for example, out of 7 people I was the only one they attacked...Maggie saw them in action, taking a little walk on my scapula..having a shoot of my blood every cm or so

6 other really juicy individuals were there with me but nooo, oho noooooo they are after me

so having learned my lesson I was a very enthusiastic "anti-mosquito spray" spraying person in Kroatia, like a really serious one, every day at around 5pm I started spraying likea looney tune...and it kinda worked

the bastards turned on the other members of my family

guess I got too cocky too fast cause since I returned to Debrecen they have been all over me

and it doesnt really matter what I do, they find their way!!

...my right shoulder has like 10 healing bites, my left thigh 3 really nasty big ones, on each forarm I have a fresh, new, juicy itching one...on my right side, a bloody red one that looks like a 3rd nipple

sexy

and I prevent as I can you see, its not like Im a slacker here

I kill each and every one I meet...I sit up in the middle of the night, lurk in the dark waiting for them to catch them... smack them, I spray them, I freaking burn them but no no no no no

they prevail!

I spray myself, back and forward coochie and all so they wont like me

still

last night I almost killed myself in the toilet during one of my hunting trips, was there doing my buisness when I spotted one of those nasty looking things...it flew around a bit and then sat "up" in the ceiling so I grabbed a piece of Always Ultra Night (the seriously huuuuge ones) on one hand, Andri´s US weekle in the other and attacked

during the swing the toilet seat slid off the toilet itself, and I somehow flew into the air, feet up, weapons all over the place, the toilet seat on the floor...thank god I didn´t break any bones

poor Andri came to the closed door "are you ok"? probably thought I was sitting there half naked or something...lol

well I managed to get that one in the end but still...

so today I feel a bit fugly, all bitten, lazy to study, all my tan gone...etc... but since I´m in the the good company of my family my spirits are kind of up

and as a family we had lunch in the gyros place accross the street...that is all of us but the Cat, cause the Cat just had breakfast...long story

anyhow, on the way back to TB we stopped in the fruitstand and I planned to be a really sweet roomie and bring the Cat an apple

well, somehow I managed to pick up the one covered with beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, that is wasps and one of those bitches STUNG ME



I have a swollen left hand and it huuuuurts

all bugs are shit

over and out



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